January 17th, 2009
HOLY COW!!! Remember when I was on the Oscar-winning TV show “CAVEMEN” on ABC? Remember how they cancelled it after we were pre-empted two weeks in a row for the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special? Remember how they never aired the final 6 episodes? Remember how I spent 4 hours in makeup every morning and almost lost all the skin on my face and basically went insane? Remember how I thought the show got better and better and some of the funniest stuff is in the episodes they never aired? HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER!!!?!??! DO YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS?!! IF SO, GET THAT CHECKED OUT!!!
Well, now you dont have to because my narcisistic-tool “google alert” pointed me to some random website that is selling all the episodes we made, including the original pilot which never aired on DVD. I have no idea who’s behind this but i am very grateful. Buy the goddam show! I know everyone thought it was terrible but I promise you that there is some funny stuff here. For realsies. I covered my face in silicone and my teeth with fake teeth and my body was covered in fake hair with glue for three months straight, isn’t that worth something?!?!?
