June 6th, 2013
Looks like @katyperry has a new #pubLIZity team. #krollshowS2
Hello, as you might have guessed from the shelf - my name is Nick Kroll.
I am an actor-comedian-writer-producer. A couple things I would like you to know about me: I have a new sketch show called KROLL SHOW premiering on Comedy Central on January 16th and I play Ruxin on the FX series THE LEAGUE. I also have other TV and film credits that I find ways to casually mention in polite conversation. Thanks for visiting my website. One last thing I'd like you to know about me is that I like Take 5 candy bars because they have pretzels inside.
Looks like @katyperry has a new #pubLIZity team. #krollshowS2
To: KP-Member-Services@kp.org
From: heather.kl88@gmail.comSubject: Shitty Nick Kroll
To whom it may concern:
The world’s shittiest Nick Kroll came into your Optical Center on the morning of June 3, 2013. More specifically, he was a nerdy-looking asshole who was neither funny nor charming. Please take appropriate steps to ban all shitty Nicks Kroll from your facilities in the future.
Regards,
Heather Kelly-Laws, Member Number 067XXXXX
I got Lasik so it wasn’t me, I promise.
(via globochem)
C-czar and his new partner in crime @LauraDern #krollshowS2
First you must lay out your ingredients in your hotel room at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in beautiful Las Vegas, Ohio: Liberace Water, Patron, and lastly, Liberace “Luminous Lemon Drop mix” (water and mix available at the Liberace Museum)
Step two: let your friends pose for…
In honor of the great Liberace!!
Ref Jeff’s back and this time he brought Key & Peele’s Jordan Peele with him.
Ref Jeff FINALLY locks down plans!
@nickkroll: Thx @billburr @Chelsanity @jennyslate25 @RonFunches @johnlevenstein @AndyMilonakis @mariabamfoo #krollshowS2
Toss a looney in the queen’s bag of milk eh? It’s Wheels, Ontario Season 2!
New episodes of Kroll Show will be here faster than Joel Otto of the Calgary Flames!
Happy belated Victoria Day, Canada!